OPENING A CAN OF WHOOPASS IN 2 EPISODES

EPISODE 1 - NOVEMBER 2001

Unbeknownst to Jane's colleagues, friends and most of her stuffed animals, Jane leads a double life. By day, Jane suits up to work and looks the part of the typical employee. She carries a briefcase, wears clean socks, and tries not to make anyone feel too uncomfortable.

... And this is where the facade ends! On some evenings, Jane has the daunting task of pretending to be like Sidney Bristow (played by Jennifer Garner) in Alias. Alias is one of the better action shows to pop up on TV in ages.

Of course, this role is extremely demanding. This was why Jane practiced her butt-kicking skills a couple of days a week (the rest of the week she runs to burn fat so she could fit into that black dress). Typical butt-kicking skills included kicks and jabs. The splits were just for extra ratings and better commercial sponsors.

When the going really gets tough, Jane suits up in Delta force gear and gets ready to kick down the door. Here she is, creeping up the stairs in a recon mission.

Costume and Pose: Cass Chin. Can of whoopass: Jane Chin.

EPISODE 2 - AUGUST 2002

... Unfortunately, living a double life comes with a price! Jane has cultivated a healthy sense of paranoia. Mere scuttling on the staircase is enough to send Jane into a gun-packin' frenzy. At left, you can see Jane getting ready to check out what lies beneath the staircase.

In no time, Jane's got the perpetrator cornered. She makes the most frightening threat possible, see right.

The noise turned out to be the downstairs neighbor, taking out the trash. Jane puts away her weapon and smiles at her neighbor, who by now have gotten used to The Freak-Upstairs.

Jane returns to homebase until further notice... Wait... what's that across the street?

Costume and Pose: Cass Chin. Can of whoopass: Jane Chin.